Fuck Yeah Matt Smith's Wardrobe

The Wilderness Masquerade is Hiptopia’s most exclusive event of the year. Hosted by the Hiptopian High Court at Chateau Hibou, a majestic manor perched high atop the Eastern Hiptopian hills in the midst of a wild owl sanctuary, the Wilderness Masquerade’s invitations are sent only to the most obscure, and therefore very best, of hipster society. Attendees must wear masks and costumes which represent their spirit creatures, and throughout the evening, party-goers may only address the Hiptopian High Court in the language of their chosen animal. Should you ever receive an invitation to The Wilderness Masquerade, be sure to venture into the garden, where you’ll find a vast menagerie owned and cared for by the French Duke himself.

What hopes, what dreams, what pale, faded visions does the wild hipster see in his tiny coffee beverage? Does he see far-off forests, seas tinted gold, or storms spun of silver? Do the mountains of the North call to him, an abandoned log cabin waiting upon the highest peak? Or perhaps he sees the edges of space, a nebula swirling bright in the abyss, with only the unknown stretching out before him.

What does the wild, untamed hipster see in the clouds of his coffee?

Probably a larger cup of coffee. Seriously, that thing is small as fuck.

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“Life was bleak before August McAvery. The world was gray, colorless, a never-ending tapestry woven of the thinnest threads, frayed at the ends and bitten by a hundred greedy, preying moths. The world smelled of tobacco, of smoke and asphalt, of car fumes and stale coffee and unwashed denim. But that was before August McAvery. And once she came into the world, her textiles knit with sunlight and green tea and bright, flaming red, the city would never be the same again.”

doctorwho:

Lucky dog.

Matt, Karen and Arthur on set in Central Park, New York City. April 11, 2012

Critics are already naming this dog as “the next Uggie.”  When Twenty-One Hours With August McAvery launches him to super-stardom, remember you read it here first on FYMSW, your number one source for TOHWAMA news!

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doctorwho:

Arthur Darvill on location at NYC for Doctor Who, April 11

In other Twenty-One Hours With August McAvery casting news, rumors have been swirling that this young hipster will be portraying the sensitive, observant writer who documents the love of August McAvery and Stanley Horrington from afar while pining for his own long-lost love.

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carrots-areyouinsane:

“Living my life like I’m in High Fidelity.”

There are days where I think Arthur should battle Matt for the French Duke crown. Or brooch, whatever French Dukes have.

And the battle begins! Our second competitor is seen here in his secret underground hipster lair, thoroughly perusing his vinyl collection in search of the perfect song with which to capture the heart of the alpha female. The other men pictured in the background are thought to be part of his secondary troop, and will perform vital tasks such as picking fuzz from his jumper and evenly distributing gel to his strands of hair before the final duel commences.

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